Strange bootleg 'Plarail' on Aliexpress

'Toy Xu Baby' appears to be the brand on this store [and presumably the manufacturer also], but yeah, not even Tomica Town is safe from the bootleggers [I imagine this could be useful as a supply for blank Tomica Town buildings that could be customised though, so maybe there's a benefit after all ]

 

I believe you can buy that grey bridge you are talking about on Aliexpress.  I believe Super has one.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32324381289.html

OK, now I might have to pick one up, for 'research' purposes

All bets are off as to what the sounds are, I'd be willing to bet either generic steam train noises, crossing bells or any of these...



Personally, I'd totally be in favour of a 'Tomy' bridge that plays Butterfly from DDR on a loop whenever a train passes, totally giving away the fact i'm a bit of a DDR dancemat maniac 






OK this one really cracked me up 

Ever wanted to see what Mk1 Trackmaster would have looked like if Tomy had kept making it to Plarail standards? Wonder no more, you too can now own the Plarail Trackmaster hybrid that nobody asked for, and probably even fewer need

Whoever decided this combo should exist should at least get a nod for creativity, why just make bootleg Plarail tracks when you can make bootleg Trackmaster and disguise it as Plarail 




Plarail meets Duplo - Interesting combo, reminiscent of the old Tomy Trains and Plarail accessories when they contained 'Lego stud' connectors







Well, I can't find any more Plarail bootlegs today, so i'll leave it with this, a bullet train that transforms into a robot, because of course it does.

You know what I'm calling it, even if it's an awful pun?

'Trainsformers - Bootlegs in disguise'

Ah well, time to order that electric bridge lmao