COPPA Confusion

For example:
I put up a Plarail video and mark it as Not Made For Kids, YouTube can now gather information on all the viewers of the video and target them with Ads that should interest them. Then, if because the FTC see's it and deems it a Toy Video that interests Kids YouTube can say that the Creator is the one that marked it as Not Made For Kids. Then I think that both YouTube and the FTC can go after you.

So in conclusion:

1. I make a nice video with little trains runnig on my colorful plarail layout.
2. I don't gather any information on anyone.
3. I don't target anyone with any ads.
4. US Air Force bombs my house. 

See, bombing would be merciful because if the USAF bombed your house, it would be over and you’d eventually get all kinds of foreign aid money. This will be much worse and you’ll end up destitute, spending the next 20 years hiding in the Vatican embassy in Latvia while US and EU bureaucrats pursue you ceaselessly, using information Google has collected on you.